Headline (and subheadline) of the week

[petrea_mitchell]

"What’s in that bag marked ‘Bag Full of Drugs,’ sir?"

Of course this involves Florida Man too.

Comments

[rattfan]

The concept of the criminal genius really is purely fictional, isn't it?

[delosharriman]

One of those things I probably ought not say, but habitually do anyway :
"Of course most people in prison are mentally subnormal! Otherwise how would the police catch them?"