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In a Washington Post story about this year's Sammie Awrds for great achievements in civil service talks about some of this year's nominees:
On this year’s list is a woman at the Agriculture Department who “found ways to create products from misshapen fruits and vegetables unsuitable for market, which reduces food waste, a $400 billion problem for the United States each year.” A man inside the Environmental Protection Agency conceived and put in place a service called AIRNow that supplies Americans with the best air-quality forecasts in the world. A special agent at the Drug Enforcement Administration led a team that seized (and presumably also counted) 919,088 capsules of especially lethal fentanyl — and prosecuted the people peddling them.

An additional 500 or so entries made it onto this year’s list: pages of single-paragraph descriptions of what some civil servant no one has ever heard of has done. In most cases, what they’ve done is solve some extremely narrow, difficult problem that the U.S. government — in many cases, only the U.S. government — has taken on: locating and disposing of chemical weapons in Syria; delivering high-speed internet to rural America; extracting 15,000 Americans from in and around Gaza on Oct. 8, 2023.

And some past winners:
A pair of FBI agents cracked the cold case of the 1963 bombing of the Sixteenth Street Baptist Church in Birmingham and split one of the prizes. Another went to a doctor at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention who designed and ran a program that delivered a billion vaccinations and eradicated polio in India. A third was given to a man inside the Energy Department who had been sent to a massive nuclear waste dump outside Denver, containing enough radioactive gunk to fill 90 miles of railroad cars, and told to clean it up. He finished the project $30 billion under budget and 60 years ahead of schedule — and turned the dump into a park.
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Alexandra Petri has a mostly-serious piece here about Angela Lansbury and her famous detective role.
Unlike Sherlock Holmes, the escapist fantasy of a detective who is so absolutely intelligent that he can be as rude and dismissive of others as he likes, Jessica Fletcher in the hands of Lansbury was the escapist fantasy of a detective so absolutely intelligent that she never had to be rude, ever.
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If there is one thing that has severely disappointed me about the coverage of the recent attempt to form an "Anglo-Saxon caucus" in the House, it was that no one was talking about how "Anglo-Saxon" does not mean what the caucus wanted it to mean. Well, here's Alexandra Petri to fix that:

Okay. This seems like it was pretty clearly just supposed to be a dog whistle and now you’re tripling down.

“When I spoke,” cried Marjorie Taylor Greene, hammering shield with sword,

“I weighed each word! Let us have maethlfrith!

Let us have drihtinbeage! We must make America Geat again!
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I have just heard of the meme where you post the first sentence of the your post of each month to look back on the year, and I would like to participate:

January: Regional headline of the day: "Several cars trapped overnight inside monster tumbleweed pile in eastern Washington"

February: "What’s in that bag marked ‘Bag Full of Drugs,’ sir?"

March: After all that drama about quarantining people on cruise ships and travel bans and so forth, it turns out the new virus has been circulating for weeks in the Pacific Northwest.

April: Like everything else these days, the Endeavour Award is attempting to become as virtual as possible, which means switching to electronic reading copies.

May: Oregon has an election coming up on the 19th, which is expected to have no particular extra drama despite the times because Oregon has been 100% vote-by-mail since 1998.

June: Technically an Irish casserole, since the recipe I used called for simply piling the ingredients into a covered dish and baking them.

July: The Open Gaming Convention is a yearly summer get-together in New Hampshire.

August: I had nothing much to do Friday morning, so I caught up on anime and blogging.

September: "FBI investigates after alarmed pilot tells LAX tower: ‘We just passed a guy in a jet pack’"

October: 3 of 4 summer shows wrapped up here.

November: There were quite a few trick-or-treaters out walking the neighborhood last night, by the sound of it.

December: Back in 2013, one of the losing bids for the 2015 Worldcon had wanted to hold it at a hotel in Walt Disney World.

You can sort of tell that there were a pandemic and an election going on, but I think the main conclusion is I love odd headlines.
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Two articles on a common theme:

1. A piece headlined "WalletHub says, incorrectly, that Portland is the 8th best place to celebrate Christmas this year" would normally be a snapback about Portland being ranked so low. Instead:

According to a new study from WalletHub, Portland is the eighth-best place to celebrate Christmas in 2020.

WalletHub is, sadly, quite wrong about this.

There is only one best place to celebrate Christmas this year and that is your house, whether it is in Portland, Medford or Bangor, Maine.


2. The Washington Post invokes P. G. Wodehouse, which is always a good way to start, to examine the joys of not going to the mall, not meeting with family, and not travelling in general, such as:

First I won’t leave my warm house, roommate and cat to drive onto central Florida’s main artery, Interstate 4, a ride that has provided me with more scares and longer wait times than anything at Disney or Universal. As night falls and it starts to rain, I won’t have to stop watching “The Great British Baking Show” to white-knuckle it for 50 miles between two semis on the “Florida ice,” a dangerous soup of grease and water that makes the highway good and slippery when showers start. I’ll enjoy not being so tense that I clench my muscles until I become the rare case of a living person going into rigor mortis.
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So the Taiwanese parliament is throwing pig entrails around (no, literally) and some copy editor at the Washington Post decided that if there's one day to try getting away with a horrid pun in a serious newspaper, it's Black Friday.

Silly Washington Post headline

The story, which I expect to be updated with a less silly headline when management gets back to the office on Monday, is over here. Warning: contains vivid description of the aforementioned entrails.
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Yesterday the SO and I picked up a stack of New-Zealand-style meat pies from Pacific Pie Co. so that we can pretend to be in NZ a bit during Worldcon. It was the first time we'd been to downtown Portland since mid-March.

I am still incredibly nervous about the "Accessible Magic" panel, not helped by a second person self-rejecting off of it. At least it's my very first one, the first day of the con, so I'll get it over with and then be able to relax.

Speaking of downtown Portland, there is nothing that has captured the mix of horror and absurdity this week like this Washington Post story on the arrival of leafblowers as a protest tool. On the one hand, how ridiculous is it that the feds in their military getup have had to rush off to the hardware stores to buy their own leafblowers to play, as I've seen it described, "tear gas tennis"? And on the other hand, bits like this:
CS gas, or 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile, has been classified as a chemical weapon. Its use is banned on the battlefield by nearly every country in the world, including the United States. But it is legal to use domestically by police and federal agents to disperse crowds.

In my own neighborhood, it is hot and eerily quiet. No sounds of baseball games over at the one nearby school, or the Sunday morning cricket practice in the field behind the other one. The only signs of regular summer activities are the occasional smell of charcoal smoke and the sounds of kids splashing and arguing in a wading pool in some nearby backyard.
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The Washington Post's contribution to coping with the coronavirus situation today is advice from top chefs on what to stock your pantry with in case you have to spend a couple weeks in self-isolation. The most common suggestions are rice and frozen peas, which we tend to have lying around anyway, so I guess we're already prepared on that score.

Meanwhile, the inexplicable global run on toilet paper has produced a clever marketing stunt in Australia.
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Barry is writing with a particularly sharp and stabby pencil this year.

I guess the feeling that this year was dominated by politics wasn't just me. Thank goodness there was anime to distract me with... um... the Vic Mignogna saga and the KyoAni fire. Okay, maybe this year just kind of sucked at the macro level.
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...despite reading this. I've already given myself permission to stop paying attention to Star Wars after this one.

(I still want to see the new area at Disneyland, but that's more about appreciating theme park wizardry than wanting more of a specific franchise.)
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"Inside the sexy Halloween costume industrial complex."

Of course there is a sexy impeachment costume. Yandy, a lingerie and costume company where Quintana-Williams is the vice president of merchandising, can hook you up with pretty much any kind of sexy costume you want — sexy witch, sexy nurse, sexy pirate, sexy Buzz Lightyear, sexy Supreme Court justice, sexy clown from “It,” sexy pizza, sexy Minion.


It get much more, erm, creative over the course of the article.

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