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Many news sites will tell you of the latest discovery about how long capuchin monkeys have been using tools, but only The Economist will sneak in a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference for you.

Portland does not like scooters

From The Oregonian: "Divers pull more than 50 e-scooters from Willamette River"

Lime, Bird and Razor e-scooters were piled up in a boat Tuesday while a dive team searched along the downtown sea wall for more. Sgt. Brandon White from the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office said he wasn’t sure who put the scooters in the river or why they were put there.

“We advise those people not to park scooters in the River,” White said.