Quoted out of context

I miss the old quoted-out-of-context mailing lists that were a standard back in the days of MOOs, because they would be ideal for something like this:

On the count of three, we put that tampon as far as humanly possible into an orifice entirely different than the one it was designed for.

The source is an essay that starts off being about travelling light.

That doesn't really help, does it? All right, here's the link.