Clownagram!

[petrea_mitchell]

If you know someone who is over 18 and lives within the city limits of San Francisco, you will soon be able to send them some seasonal feelings in the form of a clown:

Starting this Saturday, interested parties can order a “scary clown” to deliver a socially distanced, personalized message to the victim of their choice. A release for the service notes that said clowns “will arrive on-site to surprise the recipient with a song, some balloons, and a nightmare-inducing scream.”

Comments

[rattfan]

I would so like to do that to certain friends! Sadly, am too far away, like Australia.

When I went to see IT in the cinema, it was night when we emerged and in the car park there were red balloons bouncing around and on the cars. Scared the shit out of an entire departing audience :-)

[joseph_teller]

That sounds terrifying in and of itself.

[csadn]

Am I the only one remembering the _Animaniacs_ episode "Clown And Out"?

[delosharriman]

A clown is not a big spider.

A clown will not bite me, and throw me in the basement.